One-liner Queen

  • john-buttfucking-sherlock:

    teacher: “why dont you tell the class a little bit about yourself”

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    (via onlylolgifs)

  • kricketot:

    *favorite character dies*

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    (Source: cishetmoved, via zackisontumblr)

  • nonstaff:

    petition to make this the new loading gif

    (Source: catleecious, via tabyy--lee)

  • ediebrit:

    this video saved my life

    (Source: jenamaroney, via ussawesome)

  • Arab proverb

    These simple words are so profound & thought provoking.

    (via thaihaha)

    (Source: dounia-algeria, via swarnpert)

  • "Sunshine all the time makes a desert"
  • imaginefallout:

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    imaginefallout:

    blue screen of death

    System has encountered an error and needs to shut down… your life.

    He’ll monitor your journey to the afterlife.

    404 error: mercy not found

    Death really knows how to crash a party.

    control-alt-death

    you better reblog this because those jokes lost me 3 followers.

    (via hard-korra)

  • ellendegeneres:

    Just your average consultation. 

  • unclefather:

    Halloween is over everyone go home 

  • basedmountaindew:

    basedmountaindew:

    JESSE JACKSON IS LITERALLY IN THE FRONT ROW WATCHING RAW LIVE RIGHT NOW

    THE JESSE JACKSON 

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    (via hallloween)

  • thatdumbkidpipes:

    gordon ramsay’s confused face is the cutest thing on earth

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    look at him

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    hes like a little baby boy

    (Source: iwarnedyouskank, via destiny919)

  • divinedorothy:

    bisexual means you can only like 2 things i’ve chosen drinking and wizards

    (via sexyfitarmychick)